Introducing the perfect toolkit to help you…

Write Entertaining, Profitable, Marketing Emails … Extremely Fast!

Never again get stuck looking at a blank screen wondering what to write…

The perfect solution for when you need to send out an email but you are too busy to write something from scratch…

The perfect tool to melt away that insidious “writer’s block” when it rears its ugly head..

Never again run out of profitable and interesting ideas to write about in your marketing emails…

Hallo palsky…

If you would like to send more emails but struggle with what to write in your email … or you get “writer’s block” when trying to write … or maybe you are just extremely busy and would rather not think of something new to write to your list everyday … then this is for you.

Introducing…

Email FastTrack!

Email FastTrack! is a PDF collection (not a physical book) of some of my best email marketing structures and templates that have generated several thousands of dollars in sales for myself and my clients.

In Email FastTrack! I show you 22 different types of email, … I explain the psychology behind each email … I give you examples emails under each type … and I even give you …

22 Free Email Templates
You Can Swipe!

Yes, you get 22 email templates you can swipe, modify and send to your list in a matter of minutes.

It is essentially the perfect tool to fasttrack the ideation and email writing process for any business owner. So whenever you need to send an email but you are too busy, too lazy or just out of ideas … simply open Email FastTrack!, choose one out of the 22 email types there, modify the template and press send!

Then watch the sales pour in.

And you can go off watching the dog, playing with your children or tending to the more pleasant parts of life.

It is as simple as that.

But more than just blindly copying and swiping the templates, with each email type and example, you can also get an …

Intense Marketing Education…

Just by studying the examples provided, understanding the psychology behind each email type and experimenting with the email templates, you can learn and understand what makes a great marketing email.

Armed with this knowledge, you won’t even need the templates I provide. Instead you will be able to write your own original emails based on the principles you learn from Email FastTrack!

So whether you want to write better, more entertaining and more profitable marketing emails … or you just need some templates to swipe and deploy … Email FastTrack! can help you.

If you’re interested, here’s what you need to know:

If you are still interested, slap the button below to get it:

Please note that if you buy now, you will be pre-ordering Email FastTrack! at $97 instead of the launch price of $220. This also means you will NOT receive it until May 12th, 2025. If you are not comfortable waiting till May 12th to receive it, please do NOT pre-order. Simply wait till it fully launches and you can get it at the full price then.

That said, here are a few ways Email FastTrack! can benefit you:

Worried about troll comments, bad reviews, or outright slander?
Email #1 gives you a simple, non-combative way to defend yourself when (not if) a sadistic troll decides to spam you with hate comments, fake reviews or outright lies. The best part? With this email structure, you don’t need to get nasty or defensive … you just diffuse the situation, make the attacker look like an absolute clown and generate more sales for your business.
Ever had a bad day? You can turn it into new sales for your business:
We all have bad days. It’s part of life, however some of us have the ability to use our bad days and occurrences for good (i.e. to grow our business). Email #16 shows you how to turn any bad occurrence in your life into a lesson for your prospects and a blessing for your bank account. Never let a bad day go to waste again!
Are you struggling to increase open rate, engagement and sales with email?
Email #4 taps into an aspect of human nature that reality TV also taps into to help them gain massive views and revenue even when they provide nothing of value. By tapping to this same human “force of nature” you too can now write addictive emails your readers always look forward to.
Does it feel harder to get the attention of your prospects with all the content floating around these days?
Email #7 reveals a 5-word subject line that almost guarantees you will get noticed and opened in the sea of emails in the inbox, regardless of your industry. Even more, the structure taught in Email #7 can be applied to all sorts of content – video, landing pages, podcasts, etc to get the attention of your ideal prospects on any platform you desire.
Are you in a saturated industry with bigger, more established players than you?
Email #2 helps you portray yourself as a trusted and established authority in your industry even if you are relatively new and don’t have the experience, money or connections of the bigger players in the industry.
Would you like to inspire permanent, lasting change in your prospect?
Depending on your business, most customers/prospects need a permanent change in mindset, attitude, behaviours, etc for them to see lasting change in their lives. It is one thing to sell a product or service … it is another thing to change how someone thinks. While influencing a change in mindset is quite difficult, it often comes down to one event … one sentence … one situation … and a person’s life can be changed forever. Email #8 gives you a structure that has the potential to change the attitude and behaviour of your prospect, customer or reader … forever.
Fancy a subject line trick that “magically” brings in new sales for your business?

Several years ago, I heard about a subject line “trick” that seemed to magically generate sales for a particular business.

Here’s what happened:

There is a very successful direct-response business (they make 9+ figures per year) that discovered that whenever they used one very specific word in their subject line, they always had an influx of sales, engagement and replies.

It was the perfect hack.

They just had to include this simple 5-letter word in their email subject line and …

Their revenue automatically shoots up…

With more people opening, responding and buying from their emails.

Unfortunately, even if I tell you the word, it will be quite useless to you. You can’t simply copy and paste it.

The word differs from business to business, so you have to find what that your own word is.

Email #10 in Email FastTrack! tells you what that word was (for the 9-figure business) and how to discover your own “magic word” that gets people to open, read and buy from your emails.

That said, here are some more things you’ll discover in Email FastTrack!:

How I used the Mona Lisa to sell email marketing services
A tried and tested 7-word subject line that ANY business owner can swipe and (if done right) is guaranteed to bring you the opens, response and engagement that your heart so desires.
How to safely infuse sarcasm and humour into your emails – making people enjoy reading them more
How to use random, everyday occurrences to make yourself more credible in the eyes of your prospect.
How to “gamify” your emails for maximum sales and profit
An example of outrageous, whacky emails I have written to sell marketing services that make it much more interesting to read my emails and in turn buy from me.
How to use the “anti-chameleon effect” to write emails that are difficult to ignore.
The one rule you must never break when trying to use humour and sarcasm in your writing.

Speaking of humour, we all know humour is persuasive. You can say the most outrageous things and get away with it if you are funny.

This is why comedians can say things that would get other people absolutely crucified, but people laugh it off.

My point?

Humour is extremely persuasive and it is even more persuasive in marketing. However, when it comes to using humour and sarcasm in your writing, there is…

One Unbreakable Rule

A simple rule that you must abide by, else you risk triggering people and causing mayhem in your business.

Writing is not like speaking – there are no facial cues, body language, etc people can judge off.

It is pure words, so you have to be careful.

However I have found that if I abide by this simple rule when using humour and sarcasm in my writing, then I am in the safe zone where my prospects are having a good time, and my bank account is getting fatter.

I explain what this simple rule is and how to apply it in Email #6.

Not convinced yet? Here are a few more ways Email FastTrack! can fatten you business:

Would you love a celebrity endorsement but would rather not spend several thousand dollars on said endorsement?
Email #10 reveals a totally legal and ethical way to “borrow” a celebrity’s endorsement and credibility in your emails without ever speaking to said celebrity … and without having to spend a single dollar.
Do you think you are a “bad writer”? Do you think your emails are boring?
Email #3 shows you a simple, 1-minute trick you can use to inject personality into your emails, making them more entertaining and profitable – even if you are not naturally funny, charismatic or entertaining.
No testimonials? No problem!
Email #22 provides a framework you can use to prove the effectiveness of your product/service even when you have no testimonials, review or case study to back it up.
Do you tend to repeat the same core principles in your emails? Do you fear that your emails will get boring or stale as a result?
Email #9 gives you a way to keep your emails fresh, appealing and exciting every time even when you are basically re-teaching the same core principles over and over again.
Struggling with objections when selling your product/service?
Email #12 is the perfect email type to handle your prospects’ objections and limiting beliefs, making them more likely to buy your offer.

Recently, I got to thinking …

“If I got kidnapped and had a gun to my head … and the only way to escape was to write an email that unfailingly brought in sales, what email structure would I use?”

And after a bit of thought, I realized I would use Email #21.

Why?

Well, most of my emails are geared towards building a relationship while making a sale. That is the basis of my marketing philosophy.

However, there are some emails (like Email #21) that are designed purely for conversion. They are designed to influence the largest number of people to buy a product/service.

And when combined with a structure like Email #1 (yes, you can mix and match these things), the result will be even more outstanding.

This is perfect when running a sale … during slow periods in your business … or if a psychopath had a gun to your head and demands you write a profitable email (you never know 😉)

Their revenue automatically shoots up…

With more people opening, responding and buying from their emails.

Unfortunately, even if I tell you the word, it will be quite useless to you. You can’t simply copy and paste it.

The word differs from business to business, so you have to find what that your own word is.

Email #10 in Email FastTrack! tells you what that word was (for the 9-figure business) and how to discover your own “magic word” that gets people to open, read and buy from your emails.

Wait! You’re still here? Well, here are some more things you’d discover in Email FastTrack!:

Email #17 shows you an easy way to build a cult-like, passionate customer base that is ready to buy whatever offer you sell.

How to induce passionate love (and passionate hatred) for your business, brand or company. Seems risky, but for some people to TRULY LOVE you, some other people have to TRULY HATE you. Email #14 shows you how to induce this kind of passionate reaction in your prospects.

A simple framework for writing subject lines people can’t get out of their heads.

How to challenge what people know to be true and get away with it.

The perfect email template to use when you want to be a beam of light and inspiration in your audience’s life.

How to portray your product or service as superior without having to brag, exaggerate or come across as a self-obsessed pompous prick.

The type of email to write if your prospects don’t trust themselves enough to be successful with your product

A sneaky way to make your emails far more entertaining by borrowing the personality of interesting characters that you know. Email #19 show you how to do this and more.

A simple trick to make even the most mundane topics and teachings, sexy and appealing to your readers

If at this point, you’re not convinced that Email FastTrack! is for you, then nothing I will say will change your mind.

But if you’d love to get your hands on Email FastTrack!, then here’s what you need to know:

If you are still interested, slap the button below to get it:

Please note that if you buy now, you will be pre-ordering Email FastTrack! at $97 instead of the launch price of $220. This also means you will NOT receive it until May 12th, 2025. If you are not comfortable waiting till May 12th to receive it, please do NOT pre-order. Simply wait till it fully launches and you can get it at the full price then.